Hello, im Justine. Im 13 years old. I love to read and write. I like a ton of books like Gone, PLL, Twilight and Harry Potter. Some of my favourite music artists are Taylor Swift,Cher Lloyd, and of course One Direction!!!
;alkdsfjsl finished “The Last Olympian” today. Gah, I just love Nico. And at the end, where they’re all getting acknowledgement from the Gods, and Nico doesn’t even need or want to be called up and praised publicly, because he’s all to happy to just sit beside his father’s throne and have Hades’ acceptance and praise.
Percy said something along the lines of never seeing Nico happier.
Nico is a Greek demigod but his background is Italian…
IS THIS FORESHADOWING SOMETHING RICK?
the new pope is homophobic. wow. shocking. i think i need to sit down to process this completely unexpected and unprecedented news
- Harry Styles: What did Zero say to Eight? Nice belt!
- Liam Payne: What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine.
- Louis Tomlinson: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
- Niall Horan: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby.
- Zayn Malik: Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself? He had no body to go with him.
the lamp just sat there like an inanimate object
IM GON NA FUC KING CRYYHBSSHHFG
these all make me mad
Is it wrong of me to kind of like these …? They look like people just didn’t give a fuck about their writing assignments, but I actually think most of these are creative or fit with a certain personal style.
Like the one that says “her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.” That really shows how horrible this girl’s vocabulary is in a creative and frankly amusing way. And the one with the lame duck - I laughed at that. I thought it was funny, and I want to know more about this guy.
And the one with the girl who laughs like a heaving dog - I know exactly what that sounds like, and if someone actually had a laugh like that, it would be funny.
So from the polished one-way-street perspective of all the English majors out there, yeah this list must look pretty ridiculous. But from the perspective of someone who just likes to read a lot of different things and appreciates many different styles of writing, this list isn’t as bad as everyone’s making it out to be.
jOHN AND MARY
today we were talking about genes in bio and while briefly talking about albinos, a guy in the back called out “hey, that’s like jack frost right?” and his friend next to him shouted “nO YOU STUPID SHIT HE’S NOT ALBINO BECAUSE HIS PARENTS HAD RECESSIVE TRAITS HE’S ALBINO BECAUSE HE’S FUCKING DEAD”